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ME ME ME

Harlowzxc. Im Jinx and i like cookies! Okay okay, i was born crying into the world in 20Feb and im 16 this year, I dont like my height cos its 178 and i need to grow 2 more cm and yea, love cookies. AND PURPLE TOO. (= DEFINITELY

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SOOO MANY!!! like like like,,,, Being able to read minds, Getting a dog D= Get like all my 16 birthday wishes come true Err Err. Its rather endless huh. Oh and most importantly no more Amath puhlease -.-

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008 ;; 5:12 AM

Its 3 hours to a new year yawn.....shall blog later again (=
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Sunday, December 28, 2008 ;; 5:12 AM

Instructions:
1. Do the "Letter MEME"
2. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
4. Tag not more than 10 people after doing this quiz.
5. Not allowed to tag anyone that has done it before!

Template:
Dear(the last person who talked you on the phone/msn/irc/skype/yahoo) :
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1), I think I realised it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).

(12),
-Your name-

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
purple - I like you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2.Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I change tennis shoes

3.Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hiton
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock it
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot-Sit on
Other-Drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heros - Frostbitten
Lost - Highhouse-Scarred
Simpsons - Coward
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7.Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That i did sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8.What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Cader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The Cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Treasure
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authoritise about
M/N - Told in my confessions today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft Drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The Apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrasing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on yor short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Taiwan - With Love

And hence the story goes:
Dear Eleanor:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister, I think I realised it last year outside of chicago and I saw you sit on my fart balloon. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt . I'm returning your ring, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked senility.

Go burn,
JinX

Tagged :
any1 who wants to do.rofl.its fun (=
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Friday, December 26, 2008 ;; 4:36 AM



IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
In Too Deep.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
It Ends Tonight

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Innocence

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Cant Take It

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
My Happy Ending

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Misery

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Creep?

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
No Love

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Girl Of My Dreams

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
All for one

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Close

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Its My Life

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Hero

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
An Jing.Jay CHOUUU

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Phenomenon

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
When Im Gone

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Chasing Pavements

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
The Diary Of Jane

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Not Over You

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
When I'm With You

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Tongue Tied

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Famous Last Words


Random post.
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;; 4:16 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS.i noe its late but who cares.

lol sry for the MIA.Din realli feel like blogging slugging on flyff now.hard to lvl as usual.Yawn.Erm 23rd i went out wif weijie,turkey,chelvin,yingzhi,kenan,jon,tiffanychan,huijun,zoey,
camilla,beryln i tink.lol sry if i missed any1 went to watch yesman.OMG.NICE SHOW.FTW SHOW.(= omg so nice den after that went home.The day after that watched twilight wif xiuhui at plaza sing again.Hmm diff from the book but its ok.At least it had the storyline.okok la den went shopping for abit.orchard was dam crowded and christmas eve not christmas so christmas din go orchard.Go there muz be like move aso cannot move.Recently dam bored.Even wif flyff.And SOMEBODY juz doesnt noe what ppl feel or what they DONT WANT.
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Saturday, December 20, 2008 ;; 3:19 AM

yawn...backed from chalet and every1 posted so yea im not gonna do much posting bout it (= and i got a quiz @_@ guess its time to do,...

11 LAYERS OF JINX @_@

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Ng.Jin.Xiang
Birth date: 20feb1994
Current Location:Singapore.Sengkang.
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Righty or Lefty: right T_T
Zodiac Sign: dog.DAM.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: chinese
Your fears: rainy days
Your weakness:SOMEbody.
Your perfect pizza: hawaiian
Your Ambition: im lost @_@

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY,TOMORROW
Your thoughts first waking up:Shit.Nid cut hair soon.Shit.Shit.Shit
Your best physical feature: Erm..Height?
Your bedtime: schoolday is 11-6 (= holiday is ??-6.30
Your most missed memory:...u stupid bitch.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.Ahh..
McDonald's or Burger King: mac
Single or group dates: Suibian.
Adidas or Nike: BOTH GODDAMMIT!
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Liptonnn
Chocolate or vanilla:Half Half (=
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke:Nah.
take a shower: yes -.-
Have a crush: Im not sure.tsk.SEE LA U
Think you've been in love: 1 month ago.
Want to get married: who noes wad will happen.i might die tmr.i might get married 100-50 years later?
Believe in yourself: You have to.
Think you're a health freak: Nope.


LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: YES (=
Gone to the mall:YES (=
Been on stage: YES (=
Eaten Sushi: YES (=
Been dumped: YES )=
Gone skating: YES (=
Dyed your hair: Fuck.no. T_T odd one out.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: NAcli camp.brandon has sexy underwears.
Gotten beaten up: Nope.
Changed who you were to fit in: Not to fit in.For somebody else.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: I dunno.Until i find a mrs right right?

LAYER NINE: IN GIRL/IN GUY
Best eye color: black.
Best hair color: natural
Short or long hair: LONG.FK.

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO:Doing this quiz.
1 HOUR AGO: Getting my hair cut T_T
1 DAY AGO: Back from chalet got my new phone and itouch.
1 YEAR AGO: at chalet i tink??

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: ITOUCHHHH
I FEEL: confused.
I HATE: This feeling
I HIDE: Everything.
I MISS:...you.
I NEED: To get over this.
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Thursday, December 11, 2008 ;; 12:46 AM

LOL got com to use im surprised.i at hk kbox listening to my dad sing.jialat lol jkjk.pro siol (= pity i din get his voice.tsk.Fun to talk to ppl on ebuddy though.Bought these really nice new shoes and white long pants.Finally.Thought i wouldnt find anything i liked.No sis so i main character xD ok my father asking me go sing too wtf @_@ byebye
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008 ;; 5:06 PM

Blogging at changi airport now xD eating spaghetti later cos of all of u and sry to the ppl i said i would giv a goodbye sms.my mum dun allow me bring phne den i couldnt wake up @_@ lol sry so yea now i give lo (= going class chalet on 2nd day.cos i coming back on 1st i need rest @_@ and yea thats all i think.YOU.At malaysia still can read right?gd.I sure will de T_T asshole.U better miss me as much ar.hmph i tot u will say smth else la wth.lol.ok * **** *** u better take care (= bye ppl.(u better **** me too) (=
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;; 6:33 AM

OK BON VOYAGE PPL.HK.WOLAILEEEE!!!dun miss me ppl (= especially u yes u stupid pig/ass/dog/bitch/cat/sunshine/**** lol.eh shit.wait.u are goin overseas too.rawr nvm.juz dun miss me (= ok bye ppl xDDD
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Monday, December 8, 2008 ;; 12:54 AM

BOLT KAWAII!AND THE HAMSTER FTW!!!Watched bolt ytd at the cathay wif someone walao.UBERRRRR Cute.if i say it u girls can juz go gaga over the hamster and dog le (= some parts are retarded too (= overall veri veri nice.I realli got nth to do these few days could hav asked SOMEBODY out but then suay lo....Shld hav used my geass properly sia TSK.SUAY.So yea...Having a realli interesting conver wif some1 now so im juz gonna concentrate there xD bye guys..I feel wad u feel (= im gonna make sure it continues.More and more.FTW!!!!Bye ppl (=
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Saturday, December 6, 2008 ;; 12:26 AM

Tio quiz...lol.

1)The person who tagged you is.
Joanne (=
2)Your relationship with him/her.
baobei junior @_@
3)Your 5 impressions of him/her.
Sotong,Blur,veri kelian T_T,fun,nice xD
4)The most memorable thing that he/she has done for you.
....hmm...too many le (=
5)The most memorable thing that he/she has said to you.
dun hav leh @_@...always normal (=
6)If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve is?
Dunno.I tink no nid anything (=
7)If he/she becomes your enemy you will?
Fried sotong veri nice to eat xD
8)What is the thing you want to tell him/her?
Always stay happy (=
9)Your overall impression of her.
Suay but strong girl xD
10)How do you think the person around you will feel about you?
Ask them @_@
11)The character you love of yourself is?
...hmmm...Sporty ba...
12)On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
The old jinx @_@ the one which made her sad.sry ><
13)The most ideal person you want to be is?
The best boyfren for her @_@ tink i can do it.
14)For people who cares & likes you, say something to them.
Arigato Gozaimashta!
15)Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.

1.Eleanor
2.Zoey
3.Jessica
4.Weijie
5.Luoting
6.TiffChan and Jaslyn
7.Elaine
8.Huijun
9.Huixian
10.Lydia

16)Who is no.6 having a relationship with? [TiffChan and Jaslyn]
`Each other (= dun tink anyone.
17)Is no.9 a female or male? [Huixian]
`female.Almost reaching male (= jiayou
18)If no.7 and no.10 are together, will it be a good thing? [Lydia&Elaine]
`They dun even noe each other (=
19)What is no.2 studying about?[Zoey]
`Bio.Human Reproduction.Busy eating that textbook (=
20)When was the last time you chat with no.3? [Jessica]
`Ytd msn i tink.
21)What kind of music band does no.8 likes? [Huijun]
`dunno.Tink donbanshinki?
22)Does no.1 has sibling? [Eleanor]
`2 brothers (=
23)Would you WOO no.3? [Jessica]
`Later some smallboy whack me up @_@ cannot.
24)How about no.7? [Elaine]
`Hmm...She juz got vomitted on so now is no (= too smelly.
25)Is no.4 single? [Weijie]
`Yepp.Jiayou!
26)What is the surname of no.5? [LuoTing]
`See.Seriously see.
27)What is the hobby of no.10? [Lydia]
`biting ppl @_@
28)Does no.5 and no.9 get along well? [Luoting&Huijun]
`Again they dunno each other (=
29)Where is no.2 studying at? [Zoey]
`Chunghwa secondary plus private tuition wif me xD and alot of ppl.lol
30)Talk something about no.1. [Eleanor]
`Erm...Have fun today (= sry i din go tuition wif u.
31)Have you tried developing feeling for no.8? [Huijun]
`I dun tink so @_@ @_@
32)Where does no.9 stay? [Huixian]
`Sengkang.YEA MAN!rocks (=
33)What colour does no.4 likes? [Weijie]
`black i think.If not white.
34)Are you no.1 and no.5's best friend? [Eleanor&Luoting]
`OMG.@_@ I HOPE SO.
35)Does no.1 has pets? [Eleanor]
`hmm..she loves dogs.shes rich.i dunno why she dun hav @_@
36)Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? [Elaine]
`Nahh (= TOO SHORT.
37)What is no.10 doing now? [Lydia]
`Having fun in US or Indonesia i dunno =XX

OK thats done.Wa after chalet now at home rot back to boring days....PLEASE ASK ME OUT PPL!im dying D=
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Thursday, December 4, 2008 ;; 7:34 PM

BACK FROM 1ST CLASS CHALET!!!

Woo.First class chalet not bad siollll.First day chelvin kenan kenny come my house so my mum could fetch us to the chalet.We went too early so went funzone and bowling alley play pool awhile.dam kenan.see noob ppl wan pwn T_T den after that went to eat lunch while the rest checked out the chalet.Renovated le.Nice.But our chalet Guailannnnnnn is so far away and many people hav to walk past which is so irritating to walk to their poor even further away chalets.1st day did nth much.Daidi etc,xbox...jeffrey brought his desktop so could dota too LOL and yea BOWLING.FTW!!!!Haven lose yet.HENGGGGG AR.Den surprise surprise!Jetaime @_@ hihi (= den she invite me over for mahjong den i nth to do cope yingzhi wif me go play (= so fun.Jetaime cousin is totally cute but violent tsk jet wth u teaching him sia xD den i win 4 round yingzhi win 2 round jetaime anyhow win one round and her poor sister won none.lol.Then the bbq was ready!!went back.ok kinda rdy but it died T_T so all of us.shit.shit.62410241 hello?4 pizzas pls.LOL.oh and one pizza NO CHEESE roflmao.den watch all the shows.tiffany chan joined us so i was happy yay (= thx best fren eh i thank you here hor u better stop saying i got no originality (= and yea every1 go sleep after watching ironman.I died on the sofa.NO ONE WOKE ME UP >=[ DAM.den 2am wake up in living room alone SIBEI SCARY.TV on like i stranded lidat i chiong upstairs quickly sleep beside chelvin lol.And 2nd day.wake up 4.30am to go see sunset....AND it wasnt beautiful cos 6am sun haven rise we tired go back le @_@ WTP.At least we could stargaze for a bit...Den ordered mcdonald for breakfast.hotcake meal rocks (= ate two hotcake meals for breakfast.yes 2 meals not 2 hotcakes.Den went to play bball wif turkey for awhile but ppl come cope our slot.sian diao.then went back realli sian so slept in the room beside bestfren ITS BESIDE.2 single beds.BESIDE.Not WITH.so yea.Den jessica came (= smallboy happy horrrrrr??And we juz crapped awhile and lag is a nice game to play wif either chelvin or jonathan xDDDD firs time i see jessica laugh until lidat.Ace,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10......11! roflmao.den jonathan aso.Once he laugh cmi MUST laugh one (= Turkey not too bad (= can jack himself.sibei nice.so yea is laugh like a group of really REALLY crazy ppl (= den rain like shit wanted go cycling cannot.go bowling wif the girls lo....so after bowling still rain girls went out to buy necessities which we ran out of and a surprise cake for jon.At night raining wa ongbear kenan jon dam pro sia.Take umbrella still can bbq success.Zai.So much gd food (= and BERYLN IS DANGEROUS WIF WINE.NVR GIVE HER WINE! "quote of the day":"Kenan i tell u u better play properly if not i pluck out ur nipples ar i tell u" and she tried to reali do tat to jon.Ouch.Poor jon.And den his family members came and we celebrated his bday (= wooooo.played lag again and after that jessica beryln tiff chan jons parents all went home den like a bit quiter but at night le so we cleared up the mess and played 7 hand poker.Fun sioll.Until 1.30am?Den every1 go sleep.Then today do nth but talk talk talk and fetch kenny jieming chelvin come my house so they easier go home.Quite fun (= lookin forward to the 2nd class chalet.MORE PPL BETTER COME xD
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